imsoshive:

Her: Don’t come in here on that bullshit

Me entering the premises on said bullshit:

letsbefans:

Me: I’m not going to applaud men for basic courtesy

Chris Evans: 

Me: What a gentleman. No one has ever been as polite as Chris Evans. His mother raised such a respectable man. This is what we should all aspire to be. He deserves the world. There is nothing better than what he is doing right now.